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Caesar's Sweat Radio Script
Length: 60 seconds

Cast: Announcer
Herb Drainerd
Marge Drainerd
Ed Needler

Music: Upbeat 50's documentary style

Anncr: Meet Herb and Marge Drainerd

Marge: Oh Hi!

Herb: How ya doin' there?

Anncr: Two typical water drinking consumers, having a friendly little backyard chat with next door neighbor, Ed Needler, until -

SFX: Birds chirping, etc.

Herb: So you're tellin' me there could be a drop of Julius Caesar's sweat right there in Marge's homemade lemonade?

Ed: Thaaat's right.

Herb: You're full of it.

Marge: Now Herb, honey, after all, there is only so much water to go around.

Ed: It's called the hydrologic cycle.

Herb: The diabolic what?

Ed: Hydrologic cycle, the continuous cycling of water through the earth and its atmosphere, it’s been going on for millions of years.

Marge: Yah, what goes around, comes around.

Ed: Exactly! That's why it's so important that we take care of our water, because it's all the water we'll ever have.

Marge: Soo, who'd like a nice big glass of lemonade, hah?

Herb: Maybe if I'm lucky, that came from Marilyn Monroe's swimming pool.

Anncr: Remember, safe drinking water starts at the source:

TAG: Contact your local health department for suggestions on how to make sure your drinking water is safe. Remember...safe drinking water starts at the source. Brought to you by the EPA Mid-Atlantic Region. To learn more, call 1-800-426-4791.

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